This morning I woke up, and to my surprise, found something other than Iran’s scandalous elections on the headlines: Michael Jackson is dead at 50.
Now, I’ve never been completely engrossed in this artist’s work, but he is most definitely an icon of our (and our parents’) generation.
Just think back to yourself, how many times have I made fun of this man? How many child molestation references end up with a comment about this great pop legend? He will not so quickly be forgotten in our hearts, minds, and comedic routines.
This morning I have already downloaded some classic Michael Jackson tracks. To further my commemoration, I have compiled a list of ways we can all remember the great Michael Jackson on this somber day, remembering his life instead of his death. So here it is, my top ten list of ways to commemorate Michael Jackson on June 26, 2009:
10. Learn and memorize all the dance steps to Thriller
9. Walk around town disguised in a Burka
8. Do the Moon Walk
7. Put a blanket over your child’s head
6. Squeal
5. Paint your skin white
4. Wear one glove
3. Sing your ABC’s
2. Befriend a Pedophile
1. Get cosmetic surgery
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